Here is my promise to you. I will NEVER ever attack you in anyway shape or form...well unless you come to my house and try to kill me, then you are SOL. I will respect your reviewing/writing voice no matter how snarky or tame it may be.
I was a reviewer for a very long time and I understand completely about the freedoms of voicing your thoughts about what you read and I WANT THAT. I want that. I want your complete and total honesty...rip my damn book to shreds if need be...so I can build it better next time.
I respect you and your time and appreciate every single word of my books you read, no matter how you feel about them.
As long as you don't start calling me fat or a ginger (I do have a soul damn it) then everything is cool.